foie:

• greet
• chat
• chat
• chat
• joke
• joke
• joke
• joke
• compliment appearance
• compliment personality
• flirt
• flirt
• flirt
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• amorous hug
• amorous hug
• first kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• make out
• make out
• make out
• make out
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• propose

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lizclimo:

pretty much 

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pleatedjeans:

12-year-old’s guide to understanding women via

vriskacircuit:

ostolero:

bakastreet boys

i-it’s not like i wanted it that way…b-baka….

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lizclimo:

where do baby storks come from? 

for my new friends at HowToBeADad.com

follow them on tumblr!

jet-set-phonograph:

bradley-uppercrust-the-iii:

sherlockisthenight:

i’m not sure whether i should laugh or cry omg

imagine this thing crawling rapidly towards you in the middle of the night

your delivery has arrived

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sarahj-art:

2012’s Best of Ordinary Batman Adventures!

(Top 6 are based on note count.) View all the Ordinary Batman Adventures here!

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paperseverywhere:

only on tumblr

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samanthakern:

This.

blaineslacypanties:

if you dont look at your birthday month as soon as you get a new calendar then you’re a liar

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pleatedjeans:

Facebook is officially that one annoying person who won’t leave you alone no matter how much you ignore them.

nazgulkoopa:

This amused me.

Tumblr is the most intense website ever. One glitch or error and everyone flips.